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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

validx2:

PBS uncut

validx2:

PBS uncut

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

teamshercock:

cactusaenigma:

andrunn:

sassy-tractor:

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took me a minute

Ahh yes…
Wii
Smith
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Smith
Stone
Point

what a classic.

helioscentrifuge:

lillithcosplay:

You can either 14 or 132 that’s it! Either 14 or 132, no in between jUST FUCKING 14 OR 132 JUST FUCKING MAKE 132 YOU PIECE OF SHIT 132 PANCAKES FOR YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST

wake up at 5am to make all these goddamn pancakes

helioscentrifuge:

lillithcosplay:

You can either 14 or 132 that’s it! Either 14 or 132, no in between jUST FUCKING 14 OR 132 JUST FUCKING MAKE 132 YOU PIECE OF SHIT 132 PANCAKES FOR YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST

wake up at 5am to make all these goddamn pancakes

liftingbiobabe:


This account gives me life

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….